Remember how I mentioned that after the Heck Run, I was really eager to do another race like that? Well, I sat down at my computer and searched and searched for something comparable and came across
Race the Reaper.
This would be a six mile, 20 obstacle adventure race about an hour and a half out of Oregon City, on a day that I was supposed to be down there anyway, score!
*Tangent* What I was supposed to be down there for was the Portland Marathon, which I'd signed up for MONTHS ago, but which I had failed to prepare in any way for. When I got back from Disneyland, dismayed with how I'd done in the half, I decided that I was tired of running in races that I wasn't prepared for, and I was just going to skip the Portland Marathon, which made finding this race scheduled for the day before just perfect! Now I wouldn't feel so bad about skipping Portland!
Oddly, once I'd signed up for the Reaper, I felt like it took some of the pressure off. Nobody would do great in a marathon the day after doing something like that right? I decided to pick up my PM bib on my way into town, and play things by ear. *End of Tangent*
I talked my friend Katie into doing it with me, and so on October 6th, we donned our matching skirts and headed to the middle of nowhere - (I am not kidding about this being in the middle of nowhere, I put a lot of faith in my gps, but when we had gone about 20 minutes on a dirt road, about 40 minutes since seeing ANY other car, I started to get a little worried! Luckily, gps didn't fail me, and we ended up at the right place:)
Here's the course map.
It's kind of useless, but that's what I do.
The obstacles listed on the site were not accurate to what was on the course, but there were twenty, and they were TOUGH! This race was SO hard, I'm not even playing. See how you kind of curve around and to the right from the start? Well as soon as you round that curve you are going uphill. STEEPLY uphill. Like, this would be a difficult hike, uphill. I was not expecting the uphill. I did not enjoy the uphill.
But Katie was great, and very understanding of my pathetic need to walk at any hint of an incline.
The obstacles were pretty tough too, they all required great amounts of upper body strength, of which I apparently have NONE. Although, here I am killing it on the inclined monkey bars.
Just kidding, I got scared, so I just dropped to the muddy water you can't see at the bottom and ran to the other side.
Yeah, the obstacles were pretty hard, but you could help each other and if you couldn't do it, that was okay too, we tried to at least try everything though.
At one point, maybe about four miles in? You had to carry a tire up and down a steep hill, it was total death, I am telling you, it made the Heck Run seem downright adorable.
But we just kept moving forward, except for one point at what I thought was the top of a killer steep hill- no mountain, it was a mountain, but when you reach the "top" you turn a corner to see that you're only really halfway up, I had to sit down for a minute. Katie was wearing a watch and I told her to check it and give me exactly one minute, but I ended up getting up before the minute was over - what!? Ah yeah, not wimpy at all!
The good thing was that when we weren't on the insane inclines, I was feeling great, and neither of us were getting hurt, so I was thinking I would be able to go ahead and do the Portland Marathon the next day, yay!
Finally we made it to the second to the last obstacle, you could SEE the finish line. All we had to do was climb a twenty? foot platform via wooden slats, easy peasy, and then climb down a rope.
Well. Once we got up there we hemmed and hawed about whether we should try it, we absolutely did NOT have to, we could climb back down the easy way, do our last obstacle and finish up.
But. I'm an idiot. These two guys were manning the obstacle and they were climbing up and down the ropes like spider monkeys saying 'look, you just do this with your feet and you don't even really use your arms at all' and there was a crowd of spectators down below yelling 'you can do it! It's so easy!' And I just kept thinking that I would regret it if I didn't even try it.
It did not go well.
(This picture was taken two days later)
So there was no climbing, just sliding. Painful, burning sliding. I even somehow managed to get a little rope burn on my forehead? So you see, I didn't just fail. I failed epically. In crazy grand style.
I got to the bottom and called up to Katie, "Don't do it! My fingers are wrecked, it's not worth it!"
Then I slunk over to the medic tent, where I cried as they cut off my skin flaps, put some goo on my bloody stumps and bandaged me up mitten style. They were really nice about me being ridiculous for getting hurt and then crying like a ridiculous baby, which was nice.
So, I skipped the last obstacle (because it was a slip and slide into a muddy water pit, and I didn't want to get my fingers dirtier than they already were) and crossed the finish line with Katie at 3:01:25.
Sad Lisa.
But they gave me a medal anyway, which was nice, though I have mixed feelings about it- I didn't do that last obstacle after all, but I did pay a little in actual flesh... Oh well.
And here's the kicker. Katie and I didn't bring gloves, but they were selling some at the check in, so we both bought a pair. But we felt like we wouldn't be able to get the grip that we wanted, so we cut off the finger tips. Stupid Lisa, stupid! If only I'd had those finger tips on there, maybe it wouldn't have been so bad.
Because it turns out, you use your fingers for pretty much everything, and a week and a half later, they're only just starting to feel like they're healing a little bit.
I'm lucky though, because Jordan took reeeeeaaaaaalllllyyyy good care of me.
Katie kept encouraging me not to let the pain of my accident ruin what the rest of the day had been, and now that some time has passed I can honestly say that I'm not letting it (different story on the day of:) I'm glad I did it. I did it terribly - as is my usual - but I survived it.
And I learned a few things to boot;)
As Katie drove us home afterward I kept thinking half bemoaningly and half relievedly that there was no way I'd be doing the Portland Marathon now:(